foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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thequirkywoman:

quixxotica:

missgingerlee:

socialismartnature:

Rape, By The Numbers.

I’m just gonna leave this here…

Just need this here. 2. In 1,000. Are falsely reported. But more frightening? The lightest characters? Those are the ones that go unreported.
Never talk to me again about ‘false accusations’ of rape.

People who dismiss the term “rape culture” as an “exaggeration” can look at this chart and fuck right the hell off.

thequirkywoman:

quixxotica:

missgingerlee:

socialismartnature:

Rape, By The Numbers.

I’m just gonna leave this here…

Just need this here. 2. In 1,000. Are falsely reported. But more frightening? The lightest characters? Those are the ones that go unreported.

Never talk to me again about ‘false accusations’ of rape.

People who dismiss the term “rape culture” as an “exaggeration” can look at this chart and fuck right the hell off.

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disneysfrozenguy:

drawthecurtainstarttheplay:

coca-cola-anne:

You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on. You are never alone. ♥


For my lovely followers whom I love dearly and would be very much aggrieved if I ever found out that they were gone.

I’m going to make a list of the people I consider really close to me that I care dearly and I would never want them to hurt themselves or get down because of assholes out there. I would be broken for the rest of my days if anything happens to you:

choking-on-dust, reign-of-kenna, princehanssilva, emmasdisneyworld.

I love you all. I know that someone is going through a rough time. And I know that to other I’ve been a jerk… and I’m still so very sorry for that. Even if you couldn’t or wouldn’t forgive me, I will always hate myself for the things I’ve said. I have siad I din’t mean any of that, but I don’t think that matters, because I think you don’t deserve anythinging of the stupid things I’ve said to you in a moment of despair, rage and stress… nor I think you deserve an idiot like me as friend T_T

And to those who I didn’t mention here. Don’t think that I don’t care about you! I love you just us much :)

disneysnowprincess, sugar—pie emma-monsta, frozenviolinbrony. I consider you all my friends and exelent people :)

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